Florida Lege Votes Unintentionally To Outlaw Sex

Bryan has the details, but I’ll give you the man-on-doggerel version:

Getting their Goat

So now the moment has arrived Floridians all dread:
The threat of bestiality has reared its Mossy Head!
They think they’re safe when people chafe at human-livestock sex,
But soon they’ll find it isn’t only Oedipus it wrecks!

The men may not be COWards and perhaps they don’t do CHICKEN;
The women aren’t full of BULL; with human males they’re stickin’.
But gals or blades must note, their clades appear in ANIMALIA
It’s laws on bestiality with which they’ll try to jail ya!

And thus with “animals” the Legislature is researchin’:
Have all the KIDS gone wild? or is each goat a bestial virgin?
Now on each “date” they tabulate what everybody did…
It ain’t just Chucky Cheese’s WHERE A KID CAN DO A KID!

– SB the YDS

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